This is Herman Cain’s middle-school-civics-class understanding of foreign policy.
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Got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me, did I agree or not disagree with on what? … Here’s what I would have – I would have done a better job of determining who the opposition is and I’m sure that our intelligence people have some of that information … It’s not a simple yes-no, because there are different pieces and I would have gone about assessing the situation differently, which might have caused us to end up in the same place. But where I think more could have been done was, what’s the nature of the opposition?
Herman Cain’s Rick Perry moment on Libya.
In the video, you see him squirm. Watch the wannabe Commander in Chief in action here.
The 9 Craziest Things Herman Cain Ever Said
1. Towns can ban mosques
2. Abortion should be illegal (under all circumstances)
3. Put an electrified fence on the southern U.S. border
4. No minimum wage (it’s unnecessary)
5. African-Americans are brainwashed
6. No Muslims in his presidential cabinet
7. Let polluters shape environmental regulations
8. I don’t need to know who the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is
9. Blame yourself if you’re unemployed
Watch the full video, by ThinkProgress’ Jeff Spross
(Update: Sorry about the broken link, it’s fixed. Thanks silenceintherain!)
Watch It:
PRESENTING: Herman Cain in ”Imagine there’s no pizza…”
What’s better, this or the best picture ever of Mitt Romney?
UPDATE: BONUS LYRICS
Imagine there’s no pizza
I couldn’t if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It’s frightening and sad
You’re lucky you have pizza
To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day
You may say that it’s junk food
But to me it’s so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough
Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door
You don’t have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I’ll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
You’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!
(H/T Daily Beast)
